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"We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it" So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Paddy suggested. " The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord!
Sean is really pissed off at first that Paddy spent their last money on a sausage, but Paddy lets him in on his plan.
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